ISSUE 08 goodies: Unserious, tiny rebellions and glittering delights that exist purely to please the senses.
Because “unwalkable” and “unnecessary” are sometimes just synonyms for “perfect.”
For that orange pet nat you just opened to impress your date.
What does it hold? Who cares. It’s shaped like a fish and that’s enough.
Looks like it could summon a demon or hold a single daisy. Either way, essential.
Like the potholders you made at summer camp—if they went to art school and got incredibly into glaze chemistry.
Part throne, part soap opera villain.
Because a rectangular desk leg is just so 20th century.
See-through, skin-tight, vaguely medieval.
A lamp doing performance art. Illumination is just its side hustle.
Like wearing a planetary system on your hand.
The Fabergé spirit lives on—in porcelain and blue pinstripes.
Part heat map, part Rorschach test. If your outfit can’t start an argument, why wear it?
This top said: “What if armor was hot?” Irresponsibly sculptural, and all the better for it.
Ergonomic? Debatable. Delightful? Absolutely.
The fashion equivalent of leaving a party with lipstick still intact and heels in hand.
A three-piece look for the diva who believes in drama at brunch. Not all heroes wear capes, but they could.
Looks like a couch cushion, costs more than rent. We love to see Chanel being deeply unserious.
An ice bucket that would definitely judge your cocktails. Your Aperol Spritz deserves this.
Like a Mobius strip had a dream about comfort and never woke up.
Jewelry meets alien artifact. Wear one, or all three—restraint is not the vibe here.